"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again –
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100?
Again, the man replies bluntly – "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy –
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"