Novice

WARNING (for overly picky pedantic {purple?} people): Swearing ahead
 
 
A young novice was climbing up the hll towards the convent. She carried a little cardboard case in her hand, containing the few items she’d be permitted inside the walls. Halfway up she stubbed her toe on a rock. "Oh shit!"
 
Standing still she looked around. "Oh, fuck, I said shit."
 
She bit her lower lip. "Oh,shit, I said fuck."
 
Whereupon she turned around and headed down hill. "Stuff it, I didn’t want to be a nun anyway." 
 
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