A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
The bartender asks him why he gets three beers. The man tells the bartender "Well one is for me and the other two, for my brothers who live in Texas."
The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The bartender asks him why just two. The man says "Well my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn’t say anything about my brothers to stop."