Daily Charge

"What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’?" The hotel guest asked the manager. “We didn’t eat any.”
“But the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage of it.”
“I see,” said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill.
“What are you doing”? Sputtered the manager.
“I’m subtracting 50 dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”
“What? I didn’t kiss your wife!

“Ah,” replied the man, “but she was there.”
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2 Responses to Daily Charge

  1. Happy says:

    Very Funny!!!
     

  2. parth says:

    Glad you liked it!

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